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Paul Bunyan
Once upon a time there was a little infant and his name was Paul Bunyon. Well actually, he is a big, baby-a really big baby! He was born with a weight of 156 pounds. He was the largest, smartest and strongest baby to ever be born in the state of Maine.
Before he talked, Paul already showed an interest in the family business. He took the wagon around the neighborhood collecting trees. Let’s just say that the town wasn’t exactly the same after he took down some of the trees. People complained so much about him cutting down their trees that Paul’s parents anchored him into the harbor. All was good till Paul started to rock the cradle back and forth, back and forth, and started making big waves. After all the damage done to the town Paul’s parents had to pay for the damage. After they paid for it, they moved to the back woods where their life is going to be more peaceful until Paul has another one of his accidents again Paul loved to live in the woods. He made friends real soon. Paul played with his friends (the deer and the grizzlies) a lot. He raced with the deer and wrestled with the grizzlies .It is amazing but he was so fast that he could blow out a candle and jump into bed before the room became dark.
One morning Paul woke up and looked outside .He noticed that there was snow on the ground. Paul heard a moan coming from outside and when he looked closely there he saw a baby ox calf. Paul wanted to keep him so he did and he named it Babe. Paul and Babe grew really fast, Babe never lost the color of the snow .As years pasted Babe and Paul proved to be really good at the family business. Paul grew an awesome beard especially since he is only seventeen. You know what he does to comb it? He used the top of a pine tree! Now the settlers are starting to enter Maine woods and Paul decided to move on.
He headed west but before that he said good-bye to his parents. Paul wanted to cross the country with the best lumbering crew he could get. He hired Ole, a celebrated blacksmith, and two famous cooks, Sourdough Slim and Creampuff Fatty. He then signed up legendary lumbermen like Big Tim Burr, Hardjaw Murphy and the seven Hackett bro’s (brother’s).
Paul decided to move on from the town because it is starting to get really crowded from the pioneers .So he put the houses on wheels so that Babe could pull the houses. But on the way they ran into some trouble-the ogres! The ogres started pulling them down into their under ground home. Once they were captured it took them 6 weeks for them to untangle themselves.
Paul’s next mission is to clear out the forest in the Midwest .He hired armies of woodsmen to build bunkhouses. The boys got to bed by hot air balloons and down to breakfast by Para shot down to breakfast in the morning. The cooks couldn’t flip flapjacks fast enough to make the newcomers happy. To make the problem solved, Paul built a colossal flapjack griddle .The surface was greased by kitchen helpers with slabs of bacon laced to their feet. Every time the hot griddle was flooded with batter, it blasted a delicious flapjack high above the clouds, usually the flapjacks would land on largest but sometimes they would get off.
Paul took a day or two off because he was going to dig the St. Larence river and the great lakes so that the barges of Vermont maple syrup could be brought to camp. Then when the men were leveling the Great Plains a blizzard came in . It didn’t stop till several years after! Babe became so depressed that Paul asked Babe saw the world colored green, he thought he’d stumbled into a field of clover. He began eating the snow with such gusto that soon the treetops reappeared.
After the festival the lumberjacks continued their journey. Traveling became to speak longingly of being buried by a blizzard. With passing years Paul has been seen less and less frequently. However sometimes his great bursts of laughter can be heard rumbling like distant thunder across the wild Alaskan mountain ranges where he and Babe still roam.
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